incredible-zim-blog:

Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blurt it out to you!

Got 42 and I must say these things are becoming more ridiculous by the minute.

42. Marry me, please?

          <sub>Apparently ‘marriage’ was something way less
          abusive than just having a girlfriend and it’s
          pretty normal too! Let’s just get into it and then
          ruin everything! He had no idea what marriage was
          anyway.

                            ” HEY! YOU! Marry me!
                                               …….please. “</sub>

incredible-zim-blog:

       <sub>He was super annoyed until sudden realization.

                  “ Wait a second— 
                                 is this……… “

                    He raised his eyebrows and quickly grabbed the
                    stick out of the others hands. Studying it and suddenly
                    ended up laughing evilly.

                ” THIS IS IT! After all those years I found it!
                  It’s the STICK OF TRUTH! I control the Universe
                  now! OBEY THE STICK! “</sub>

officerfriendlygrimes:

_{Rick held onto the girl with everything he had.}

_{They were the last people standing. The last two residing
in the boxcar. The last to be taken and torn apart. They were
still alive and he dreaded the fact that he was. He’d seen his
son go, he’d watched as they dragged him from his arms and
slammed the boxcar door behind them. He was left in darkness
and it had been that way ever since. He’d sat there with Clementine
for God knows how long. Just sat there, staring at the door, waiting
for them to take him next. There was a hole in the world and he
couldn’t do anything to mend it. He closed his eyes, he wanted so
desperately to fall asleep and for it all to be over. He could still hear
his son screaming, shouting for his dad. There was nothing he could
have done. He was gone.}

_{His grip tightened on the young girl in his arms. She was all he 
had left. She was waiting just like he was - waiting for judgement 
day to arrive.}

machetewielder:

eXCUSE ME THIS MUSTACHE TOOK THREE YEARS TO GROW OUT AND BOY AM I PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!! 

miiroir-deactivated20140820:

_{hOW MANY TIMES DO I TELL U U LIL SHIT CLEM
TOOTHPASTE IS NOT CREAM FOR GOD SAKE MEG}