notbitten: /gives hermione oreo filled with toothpaste

miiroir-deactivated20140820:

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hOW MANY TIMES DO I TELL U U LIL SHIT CLEM
TOOTHPASTE IS NOT CREAM FOR GOD SAKE MEG

notbitten: ❝ Ellie ! ... I ..was with Joel on run and ( dramatical breathe, fake tears forming in hazel eyes. ) he got bit ---I had to do it. I ---- ❞

xendure-deactivated20141107:

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“You— Clem- I…”

( and there are no words for how she feels
at this point. there’s fear gripping her chest
as to what joel would turn into; the fact that
he would no longer be the man she looked
up to him as. and a sudden sadness; for the
fact that the last person she’d come to care
about would be gone; dead forever, never to
return but only as one of those horrid creatures. )

“I trusted you—
I trusted you to watch him,
to not get hurt— how, how c o u l d you?” 

notbitten: / aggressively ties laces of shoes together and puts bug in his pocket

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     ” I can just take my shoes off; and that isn’t even
       a real bug. I told you. I’m on to you satan. “

notbitten: /casually spits in luke's food

machetewielder:

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OKAY THIS IS GOING WAY TOO FAR LITTLE LADY YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO STOP 

notbitten: /casually spits in tony's burger

arcxreactor-deactivated20151108:

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     ( there were certain lines that were allowed to be tip-toed on.
         lines people knew never to cross nor get close to said boundary.
      and here was a child who not only stepped over the line, but
         took a hop, step, and graceful bound over it. features remained
      blank as umber orbs peered down at food in hand; slowly 
         trailing from patty now covered in genetic footprints back toward
      culprit at hand. he was seething on the inside —- quietly raging. )

            ” I know what you are. You’re satan incarnate and you’re testing
              me right now. I’m on to you, Lucifer. You and your games. “

notbitten: /gives tony toothpaste filled oreo

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( the sheer lack of amusement was apparent in mechanic’s features,
  lips pursing and pressing into thinned line as messy and probably
  rushed treat sat in palm. a nice gesture; probably —- though unimpressed. )

              ” ——- thank god you didn’t ruin a burger. “

notbitten: /casually spits in logan's food for good night

adamantiumsoldier-blog:

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[ casually throws food at clem’s face for good fucking bye ]

notbitten: /draws vagina at riley's face/ "THAT'S FOR MY TWIN."
notbitten: /casually puts parts of dead fish between riley's clothes

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Hold up, wait a minute. What was that awful smell?

“Clementine n o.” takes out fish and tosses it at her. 

notbitten: /sticks a paper on luke's back saying '" I am even more confused than I look.'

machetewielder:

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❝ Oh, haha. Very funny. I’ve gotta admit, though… that was a pretty lame prank. Even I could’a done much better. Where’s the flour bombs? The water balloons? I tell ya’, if I could get my hands on some o’ them, then you’d be sorry. ❞  

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