Hello, Jess here. And frankly, I’m a little bit confused as to why so many of you are here. I’ve had this blog a little over five days now, and this many followers in so short amount of time? I’m honestly dumbstruck that you like me enough to follow me. Especially since I have no idea what I’m doing 110% of the time. But anyway, you’re here now and both Queen Beth and I want to share our undying love for all of you, since you’re all amazing and should just come over my house and we can hump jump together or something. if you’re not on this list by no means does it mean i dislike you, please remember that, it’s because I’m a fucking moron and have probably thought I put you on but haven’t. so just imagine your name somewhere on here and it’ll all be okay. I love you all. We can be in one big bigamous relationship.
the people that i talk to most
allisonbreathe ~ i don’t really talk to the kylster on this blog so much, but she’s a shit face and 900% going to hell for half the things she writes. I mean, she’s a mass murderer since so many people die of the feels attack after reading her writing. She is literally perfect in every way, and even though I’ve known her for like, a year here on tumblr, sometimes I still get scared to talk to her because the perfectness she holds makes me nervous.
theyoungsir ~ idek your name but hi. this is a flawless carl right here. like, how do words to explain your awesomeness? also, you’re a little shit as well bc how many blogs are you to blame for me making? rick, shane, beth, probably more. but you’re perfect and i love you forever and can we get married?
curabiturx ~ Are you actually Brighton Sharbino? Because you’re perfect and your portrayal of Lizzie is top notch, but then you’re completely sweet and 100% not insane and ugh. I just learned today that you’re only thirteen as well and you’re already such an awesome writer? I don’t know how you do it but well done. Kudos to you, girl, for being so flawless. can I be you?
impossiblesass ~ idk how long i’ve been following you on various accounts but I have to say it’s been an absolute pleasure watching your writing grown and develop along with your blog. You deserve the world of happiness tbh for being such an awesome person like A+ to you superb human being. I truly admire and look up to you because honestly you’re perfect and wow.
thedarknesstohislight ~ kate is a fucking shit and that’s all i’m saying on the matter. no, actually, she deserves more words than that, because when I followed her on my Sam blog way back when I’d first made it and she followed me back, I was still doing follower starters back then tbh and like, our first thread was boring as fuck but that little thread developed into a whole world of samgana that shall never be forgotten. tbh we had like 20+ threads together and she’d always owe me on the happy ones and I’d always owe on the sad ones but literally, every single thread we ever had together is flawless and I love Kate more than I can put into words.
nobodiesgovernor ~ another culprit in the making of a shane blog tbh. I love you, okay? your crack never fails to make me laugh and omg we actually need a legit 100% serious thread together because how do you rick so perf? I love seeing you on my dash and would be legit sad if you ever disappeared. stay with me forever.
lilmisslydiamartin ~ wow. lydia mun. how to describe this mun. basically, I’ve followed her for like…a long time pretty much. like, mostly on my sam blog, and honestly this is one fabulous lydia. and when she followed me on this blog i had a minor mental break down because #senpai noticed me. I don’t know how she does her thing so spectacularly but I will always watch in awe whenever she posts replies because oh dear god. stunning writing is stunning. and i can’t english to describe this mun and this lydia because 99% sure actual holland roden right there. also pls dont stop the pydia. it helps me in some way. but yes. definitely makes me want to make a peter blog more than i already do.
realenough ~ Lemme tell you something about allie. she puts up with my bullshit, which deserves an award in itself tbh. also, we have like 90 threads across various accounts and like most of them make me think that stabbing myself would be less painful. but Eliana is perfect and Alli is more perfect and i love her and we both live in perth so we’re all the more awesome by default.
unseenmockingjay / freckledxfugitive ~ basically only got up the courage to actually follow them like 2 days ago and already I love them and want to marry them because how can someone be so perfect. Like, she pulls off both Katniss and Kate with such stunning perfection that I have to sit for a moment and just appreciate the reply she’s given me before I offer up something seemingly meagre in comparison. Although I haven’t been following her for very long, I saw her posts crop up on my dash a lot of the time and it brightened up my dash a bit. I really wanted to follow her but was like ‘no, jess, she’s too perfect for you’ and then i did it by accident and now i do not regret that decision. A+ 20/10 would recommend.
t-chambler ~ ur queen status has been officially revoked peasant. no but super quality tara right here. and perfect mun. pls be less perf ur making me feel like shit k thanks bye.
army of beths that are all too perfect to put into words, but i love them all ever so dearly and just stalk them all night and tbh you should be following every single one of them rather than me bc they're all much better than I can ever hope to be lbr.
